It’s been a little while but I’m BACK to my regularly scheduled program of confessing my neurotic obsessions. I woke up this morning, hair looking wild and unkempt and that’s fine because I’m sleeping alone. Had there been an able bodied man sharing this bed with me I would have taken a little more care with my appearance and that leads me to my rant for today.
Why do men think its ok for them to wear ugly, tattered underclothing? I mean, not ALL dudes keep their underclothes in a state of disrepair but it happens often enough for me to have developed a pet peeve about it.
What’s really good with the 5 year old, faded, little to nonexistent elastic band in the waist, ill-fitting, cheap ass boxers that men wear and then expect me to be turned on? I’m not!! Take a little pride in your underclothes fellas. I’ve purchased new underwear for guys before because I was tired of being turned off when I saw their collection. But I don’t want to have to buy you a whole new selection of boxers. Like why should I? This is something that a dude should keep up with on his own. It amazes me how many dudes walk around Fresh with their outer clothes and then when it gets down to it they have on some worn, dilapidated under clothes. Socks looking like you’ve walked to the end of the earth in them, wife beater/t-shirt got holes in it, and unidentifiable stains. I mean Really?!
That turns me off because I feel it speaks to a man’s character. A man’s character seems stained and flawed if he can wear an undershirt like that LOL. Men always want women to put on a show for them in the bedroom. They like to see us in lingerie and sexy undies so why can’t we get the same? No dude wants to see his woman crawl in the bed with “granny” draws trying to get it in so I just want a little reciprocity in that area as well. Let this serve as a PSA to all men who haven’t purchased any new boxers since they got of high school. Get it together fellas for the sake of my arousal
Confessions of a Thinkaholic 